One Million Moms, the conservative group which previously targeted JCPenney for hiring Ellen as their new spokesperson and Clorox for its “sexual” Liquid-Plumr ad, has extended its not-quite-one-million talons in the direction of Toys R Us, calling for a boycott of the chain over its stocking of an Archie comic featuring the same-sex marriage of character Kevin Keller.
The American Family Association-affiliated organization published the following statement on their website:
Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage in a toy store. This is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is becoming extremely common and unnecessary.
Archie Comics CEO John Goldwater quickly issued a retort, saying, in part:
As I’ve said before, Riverdale is a safe, welcoming place that does not judge anyone. It’s an idealized version of America that will hopefully become reality someday. We’re sorry the American Family Association/OneMillionMoms.com feels so negatively about our product, but they have every right to their opinion, just like we have the right to stand by ours. Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people.
Toys R Us has yet to comment.
"That’s not a cock, now THAT’S a cock!" or, My Dad Carves Wooden Dicks For Fun
My family’s house is way back in the woods. We live next door, relatively speaking, to my dad’s brother and his family. We share about half the length of our driveway from where it branches off of the nearest main road before it forks off and goes to our respective houses. We’re way out in the boonies.
“VIRGINIA LAWMAKER SAYS HIS WIFE WOULDN’T HAVE SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE OF HIS SUPPORTING VOTE ON THE TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUND BILL”
THIS HAS TO BE TYPED IN CAPITALS BECAUSE THIS REPRESENTATIVE CLOWNS ON HIS STORY THE WHOLE TIME AND IS LITERALLY AT WORK WITHIN HIS STATE GOVERNMENT USING STATE TIME AND STATE MONEY AND STATE FACILITIES TO DELIVER A COMEDIC ANECDOTE ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO SEDUCE HIS WIFE AS IF HE’S WALKED INTO OPEN MIC NIGHT AT THE COMEDY CLUB.
THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE DAVID ALBO TAKES THE PROPOSAL TO FORCEFULLY PENETRATE A WOMAN IN ORDER TO GUILT AND SHAME HER INTO CANCELLING AN ABORTION SO LIGHTLY THAT HE FEELS IT’S EXCELLENT COMEDY MATERIAL.
THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE FOR THE SAKE OF UNFUNNY COMEDY HE BLAMES DEMOCRATIC OPPOSITION TO THE BILL FOR HIS INABILITY TO FUCK HIS OWN WIFE, OVERLOOKING — AGAIN, FOR COMEDY — THAT SHE MAY HAVE BEEN TURNED OFF BY THE COMMERCIAL FEATURING HER HUSBAND’S FACE FOLLOWED BY HOW HE SUPPORTS TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUND SHAMING, OR I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE HIS VOTE TO SUPPORT TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUND SHAMING.
THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS MAN CANNOT EVEN BRING HIMSELF TO SAY “VAGINA” IN PUBLIC BUT FEELS THAT IT IS WHOLLY APPROPRIATE TO INFORM THE VIRGINIA LEGISLATURE OF HIS MARITAL INCOMPETENCE “FOR A FEW LAUGHS.”
THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS MAN CONCLUDES HIS STORY BY SAYING THAT BY OPPOSING THIS BILL, A FUTURE REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE WAS NOT CONCEIVED ON THIS NIGHT, PASSING OFF AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SET OF UNBELIEVABLY BACKWARDS SOCIOPOLITICAL BELIEFS AND FUCKED-UP BACKWATER POLITICAL POLICIES AS IF THEY WERE AN INEVITABILITY OF NATURE.
THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE DAVID ALBO IS A DISGUSTING EMBARRASSMENT OF A MAN, A DISGRACE TO THE PEOPLE OF VIRGINIA, THE WOMEN OF THE UNITED STATES, AND THE REPUTATION OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT; AND NO AMOUNT OF ANGRY CAPITAL LETTERS CAN EVER DO JUSTICE TO HOW THOROUGHLY OFFENDED BY THIS MAN ANY PERSON WITH A RATIONAL BRAIN BETWEEN THEIR EARS SHOULD BE.
please watch this and don’t click “like”, click “reblog”.
‘melting men’ installation by Nele Azevedo
Brazilian Artist Nele Azevado carved 1,000 figures out of ice on the steps of Berlin’s Gendarmenmarkt Square. It was made to raise awareness about the rising sea-levels due to to melting ice.
The gay agenda:
- wake up
- pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
- push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
- have gay lunch
- go for a gay walk in the gay park
- go to gay work and make gay money
- go gay shopping
- buy gay things
- have gay dinner
- pray that America will be destroyed
- watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
- go to sleep
- have gay dreams
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.
You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.
Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”
Woah! One of my favorite animators/future husbands, the magnificent Hiroyuki Imaishi, left GAINAX and started his own studio, Studio Trigger! Aaaaaahhhh!!! So awesome! In honor of the occasion I decided to try learning how to gif. All these are scenes animated by Imaishi, mostly for GAINAX— the fact that I had to make them really really small to get Tumblr to accept them should speak for his awesomeness.
edit: holy crap epilepsy warning
IMAISHI MY NIGGA
beautiful post :’)
I hope Rick Santorum has a nice day but he doesn’t get to be president.
Hanna Pesut - “Switcharoo”
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One day, my boyfriend Jonathan and compadre Hannah came home with an odd GBA (Gameboy Advanced) cartridge that was found at…